Silky Nylon Destination

I recognize you. You are the guy who doesn’t get your eyes off my well worn cabin crew nylons on the last flight to Milan. You are so cute. I know I have seen you try to take my sweaty boarding heels while I’m in service. Bad behavior can’t be rewarded, it's time to teach you a lesson. You want some sweat, come over to the aft galley and get it. Ive been wearing these sweaty nylons for two days now. Imagine how my boarding heels will smell. They are nice and smelly, but I'm sure you know that. You want them? Sure you do. You're going to do it my way though and it will be super satisfying for my sore feet. I am going to press my smelly and moist nylons under your nose and rubbing my sweaty feet all over your face. After today you will try to get every flight with me on.